- Anti Joke

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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