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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

PSN IS UP

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Misner is a twat.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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