What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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9/11.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A shark ate your mom

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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