Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

whats chinese noodles

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

N-E Pats never cheated

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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