How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Women's rights

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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