- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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