- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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