A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

your social life.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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