- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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