A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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hi

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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