- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What is more worse than death? Death

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

The black man leaves the strip club.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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