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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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