What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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we all know sammi has a penis

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Help I'm being raped!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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