Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Get off my porch.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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I killed someone today. :D

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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