Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

GADZOOKS!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

A kid has no friends.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Religion.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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