One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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