knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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