Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

balls

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Penis.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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