Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

your social life.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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