Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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