What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Nickelback

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Samraj.

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