- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

I told you it would happen

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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