- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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