why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Whats better than 24? 25.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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