- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

AIDS

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Justin Bieber

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

The person below me is weird.

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