What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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yes... that's the joke

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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