- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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