How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Gay Rights

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Anti Joke

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