"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Women's rights...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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