Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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