whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Abortion

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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My name is Harry.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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