What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

your social life.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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