Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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