- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

black people

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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