- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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