What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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