two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what happens every day? People die

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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