What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Where's my baby??

This one time at band camp music was played.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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That's what she didn't say

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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