Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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This is a joke

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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