Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Women's Rights

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The chicken crossed the road.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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