Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Whats better than 24? 25.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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