- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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