If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

My kids are mistakes.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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