Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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