- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

knock knock There's no door

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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