- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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