A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Gangnam style

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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