What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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