What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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I am a women

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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