Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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call of duty world at war

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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