- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's big and long? My dick.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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