EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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