whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

world peace

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

No.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

The game.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Anti Joke

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