What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Jimmy Saville

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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