Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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raisin boogers

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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hi

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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