roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

boobs!

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Donkey lips

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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