- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Bags of delicious poop.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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