How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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