- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

A man penetrates another man.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

yes... that's the joke

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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