- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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