- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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