What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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No.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Anti Joke

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