What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What's big and white?

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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