Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Tunechi

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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