what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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I once did something.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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