Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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360 NO SCOPE

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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