- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

The Game.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

How do you make a car? You build it.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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