- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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